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long reviews of bad movies

Have you ever been rendered speechless by a film so awful it damaged your nervous system? Ken Begg is the prime acolyte of Jabootu (the voodoo god of bad films) and he can not only speak after watching these movies, he can write reviews of astounding length. Printing out the review for "Johnny Mnemonic" will reward you with a dozen pages picking apart the film in brutal detail. I did not even remember the futuristic fishtank, but Ken did. In fact, he wrote three paragraphs about this monstrosity. His list of ten things to hate about "The Lost World: Jurassic Park" actually lists 91 complaints! The most frightening aspect of all this (besides the films themselves) is that, despite their great length, the reviews are never boring. On the contrary, they are written with generous amounts of intelligence and cynicism.

Thu, 16 Mar 2000 07:36:36 -0800