New York City’s subway system is one of the biggest and most efficient in the world (though those who regularly take it would rather die than admit it.) The subway is filled with all different types of people, but there are a few types that are more homogeneous than not.
2Pole-hogs
These differ from pole-dancers in that they take up an entire pole in an effort to not fall. They might wrap their whole arm or body around one of the vertical poles in the middle of the car, or they might find another way to take up an impossibly annoying amount of room.
